steffalopod:

why do people say “does this make my butt look big” like it’s a bad thing

"My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn."
Louis Adamic  (via showslow)

(Source: wordpainting, via femininevenom)

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

(via this-is-my-attempt)